http://archiefitzgerald.com Archie Fitzgerald Thu, 16 May 2013 06:19:43 +0000 http://archiefitzgerald.com en http://archiefitzgerald.com/So-Boring-Three-men http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/So-Boring-Three-men Thu, 16 May 2013 06:19:43 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 5627127 Sexually assaulting the vile mistresses Phil climbed into the city and stomped on indecisive territories. What a load of bullshit. She sucked with unbelievable force. The hotel door opened and I looked up a long, dark corridor. Before stepping in I put out the joint I was smoking and stumbled in as my vision grew hazier, the purple haze had disrupted my entire nervous system and I was locked in autopilot transmission clinging onto all I could as god ate my brain with chopsticks. Diorama collapsed and disappeared alongside my consciousness as the walls came closer and closer, and closer and closer, and closer and closer, stop this! Sweat poured down a white washed wall of flesh, pretty girls danced naked around me and collided amongst buckets of breast milk and at 99 degrees I pissed myself in pain, Jesus christ get your fat cock off me I have had enough of bloodshed cyber porn, sci-fi sluts and mountain ranges. Believe me. Discotheques are collapsing under my feet this has gone too far, too fucking far, day dream into night time for all I care, call centre cum shots aligned into this galaxy as jupiter collides with pluto. Everything is upside down. Brick wall impact into the nearest virgin vagina, sex is no more, hospitals are here for you to abuse. Kill everyone else. <img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5627127/soboringcombo_640.jpg" width="640" height="905" width_o="2048" height_o="2896" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5627127/soboringcombo_o.jpg" data-mid="30362286" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5627127/threeguyscombo_640.jpg" width="640" height="905" width_o="2048" height_o="2896" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5627127/threeguyscombo_o.jpg" data-mid="30362302" border="0" align="left"/> Sexually assaulting the vile mistresses Phil climbed into the city and stomped on indecisive territories. What a load of bullshit. She sucked with unbelievable... http://archiefitzgerald.com/Shakespeare-1 http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Shakespeare-1 Thu, 16 May 2013 06:00:20 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 3348497 <img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3348497/THIS IS THE ONE1.jpg" width="670" height="947" width_o="2048" height_o="2896" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3348497/THIS IS THE ONE1_o.jpg" data-mid="17201193" border="0" align="left"/> Image published in Venue Magazine. Image published in Venue Magazine. http://archiefitzgerald.com/Death http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Death Thu, 16 May 2013 06:00:18 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 3348770 <img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3348770/deathpicfinalfinalwestworld.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2000" height_o="1414" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3348770/deathpicfinalfinalwestworld_o.jpg" data-mid="17201070" border="0" align="left"/> Editorial for an article about what it's like to die for FRED magazine. Editorial for an article about what it's like to die for FRED magazine. http://archiefitzgerald.com/Melvin http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Melvin Thu, 16 May 2013 05:59:30 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 3349070 Some images and spreads from 'Melvin', my book. To see photos of the actual book and to purchase go to my shop at the top. <img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/16receptionisttttlatest.jpg" width="670" height="947" width_o="2048" height_o="2896" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/16receptionisttttlatest_o.jpg" data-mid="26080754" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/7.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2000" height_o="1414" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/7_o.jpg" data-mid="17202449" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/14.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2048" height_o="1448" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/14_o.jpg" data-mid="17202623" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/men1.jpeg" width="670" height="957" width_o="2048" height_o="2927" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/men1_o.jpeg" data-mid="26080672" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/schooolwassoboring2.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2048" height_o="1448" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/schooolwassoboring2_o.jpg" data-mid="26080557" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/spread.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2048" height_o="1448" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/spread_o.jpg" data-mid="26080596" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/10.jpg" width="670" height="473" width_o="2048" height_o="1448" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/10_o.jpg" data-mid="17202526" border="0" align="left"/> <img src="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/wheelchairpage.jpg" width="670" height="947" width_o="2048" height_o="2896" src_o="http://payload52.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3349070/wheelchairpage_o.jpg" data-mid="26080747" border="0" align="left"/> Some images and spreads from 'Melvin', my book. To see photos of the actual book and to purchase go to my shop at the top. http://archiefitzgerald.com/Melvin-Book-For-Sale http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Melvin-Book-For-Sale Thu, 16 May 2013 05:56:50 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 3718637 <img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/1.jpg" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/1_o.jpg" data-mid="19321104" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/2.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/2_o.JPG" data-mid="19321122" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/3.jpg" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/3_o.jpg" data-mid="19321162" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/4.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/4_o.JPG" data-mid="19321188" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/5.jpg" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/5_o.jpg" data-mid="19321203" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/6.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/6_o.JPG" data-mid="19321225" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/7.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/7_o.JPG" data-mid="19321235" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/8.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718637/8_o.JPG" data-mid="19321247" border="0" align="left"/> 'Melvin’ is a simple story about a boy tired of day to day boredom and trying to escape from it all. It is also a metaphor for how I picture the society I have been raised in, take what you want from it. It’s a 60 page saddle-stitched bound book and each copy comes with some magic pills and a lock of my hair attached to a sweet bag. Each copy is also hand signed, numbered and has a one of a kind drawing in. It is an edition of 50 and was the third prize winner in the Ligatura Pitching competition 2012. £10 + £3 for postage and packaging in the UK, if you want one sent anywhere else send me an e-mail and I'll work out how much it'll be. Alternatively buy from my etsy shop, check the 'shop' link at the top. <img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypalobjects.com/en_GB/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"> 'Melvin’ is a simple story about a boy tired of day to day boredom and trying to escape from it all. It is also a metaphor for how I picture the society I have... http://archiefitzgerald.com/Degree-Show http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Degree-Show Thu, 16 May 2013 05:54:55 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 3718708 My part of the UWE Illustration 2012 degree show. <img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6335.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6335_o.JPG" data-mid="19322041" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6342.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6342_o.JPG" data-mid="19322061" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6343.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6343_o.JPG" data-mid="19322093" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6330.JPG" width="670" height="446" width_o="2048" height_o="1365" src_o="http://payload70.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/3718708/IMG_6330_o.JPG" data-mid="19321975" border="0" align="left"/> My part of the UWE Illustration 2012 degree show. http://archiefitzgerald.com/Bewilder-T-Shirt http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Bewilder-T-Shirt Thu, 16 May 2013 05:45:29 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 4504540 <img src="http://payload110.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/4504540/archiebewilder.jpg" width="670" height="486" width_o="2048" height_o="1488" src_o="http://payload110.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/4504540/archiebewilder_o.jpg" data-mid="23918256" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload110.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/4504540/bewildertshirt.jpg" width="670" height="487" width_o="680" height_o="495" src_o="http://payload110.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/4504540/bewildertshirt_o.jpg" data-mid="23918290" border="0" align="left"/> I designed a t-shirt for the band Bewilder - https://www.facebook.com/bewildermusic I designed a t-shirt for the band Bewilder - https://www.facebook.com/bewildermusic http://archiefitzgerald.com/New-Drawings http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/New-Drawings Thu, 16 May 2013 05:45:24 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 5073065 Free style abnormal sodomatic conscriptions. <img src="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/wankingman.jpg" width="670" height="948" width_o="2048" height_o="2899" src_o="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/wankingman_o.jpg" data-mid="27209614" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/jesuswasafake.jpg" width="670" height="950" width_o="2048" height_o="2906" src_o="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/jesuswasafake_o.jpg" data-mid="27209638" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/nakedhooker.jpg" width="670" height="949" width_o="2048" height_o="2901" src_o="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/nakedhooker_o.jpg" data-mid="27209627" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/upallnightagain.jpg" width="670" height="950" width_o="2048" height_o="2906" src_o="http://payload138.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5073065/upallnightagain_o.jpg" data-mid="27209620" border="0" align="left"/> Free style abnormal sodomatic conscriptions. http://archiefitzgerald.com/Brain-Cancer-Lost-weekend http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/Brain-Cancer-Lost-weekend Thu, 16 May 2013 05:42:48 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 5113521 Brain cancer/Lost weekend. American drug culture cross referance time path into destruction. <img src="http://payload140.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5113521/shopmanmergeddsmaller.jpg" width="670" height="313" width_o="2048" height_o="959" src_o="http://payload140.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5113521/shopmanmergeddsmaller_o.jpg" data-mid="27455853" border="0" align="left"/> <img src="http://payload140.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5113521/lost weekend final ting_640.jpg" width="640" height="450" width_o="2048" height_o="1441" src_o="http://payload140.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5113521/lost weekend final ting_o.jpg" data-mid="30361543" border="0" align="left"/> Brain cancer/Lost weekend. American drug culture cross referance time path into destruction. http://archiefitzgerald.com/8 http://archiefitzgerald.com/following/archiefitzgerald.com/8 Thu, 16 May 2013 05:28:58 +0000 Archie Fitzgerald 5626979 Call centre character studies part eight: Knees, dyslexia and double jointed extra terrestrials. <img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/1cropped_640.jpg" width="640" height="908" width_o="1748" height_o="2480" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/1cropped_o.jpg" data-mid="30361253" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/2cropped_640.jpg" width="640" height="908" width_o="1748" height_o="2480" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/2cropped_o.jpg" data-mid="30361256" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/3cropped_640.jpg" width="640" height="908" width_o="1748" height_o="2480" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/3cropped_o.jpg" data-mid="30361257" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/4cropped_640.jpg" width="640" height="908" width_o="1748" height_o="2480" src_o="http://payload166.cargocollective.com/1/7/236787/5626979/4cropped_o.jpg" data-mid="30361258" border="0" align="left"/> Call centre character studies part eight: Knees, dyslexia and double jointed extra terrestrials.